Pandespeak

Terms and phrases used by Pandemonium

A guide for the uninformed. Proceed with caution!
Last updated 1/24/2000

filled: to be completely satisfied. Ex: "That guy's girlfriend is hot! He's filled!"
frickin' beat: exhausted, tired. Ex: "Man, that was a great show. I'm frickin' beat!"
blaring: sounding or causing to sound loudly and stridently. Ex: "Jay, you're Marshall is blaring!"
popped: drunk, intoxicated. Ex: "I'm kinda popped."
flowing: moving or proceeding easily. Ex: "That Foster's Lager was just flowing last night."
good crunch: to grind or crush noisily. Usually used in context of the quality of distorted guitar sound. Ex: "I thought we had good crunch tonight." or "That band was alright, but they didn't have good crunch."
pumpin, sweatin, leapin, movin, crunchin: the qualities that we like to see in a rock show. Ex:"Yeah, those guys can play, but were they pumpin, sweatin, leapin, movin and crunchin?"
crushed: adjective describing a great Pandemonium show. (alternate: see popped) Ex: "Man, we just crushed tonight."
slayed: see crushed
blade: a homosexual. Lifted from "Zorro, the Gay Blade."
butter face: a girl with a great body, not a great face. Ex: "She's a butter face. Everything was hot about her, but her face."
Vance: a band member who really screws up and makes the band stop the song and start over; or a band member with a very out of tune instrument. Refers to a guy some of the members knew back in high school. Ex: "C'mon Vance, tune that thing!"
Welcome to the NFL: a phrase used in reference to bands/musicians experiencing some hardship, or things don't go exactly as planned (rookie problems).
left it all on the field: see frickin' beat
As cheap as the day is long: 'nuff said
bring the tree: used when ordering the largest orange juice available. Usually ordered after a long night of partying.
all put out: disappointed, sad, bummed out.
busy: cluttered with detail to the point of being distracting. Ex: "Hey Jay, that solo was a little busy."
puppa: slang for poop. Not to be confused with NHL goaltender Dareen Puppa. Ex: "I took a puppa and went right to bed."
turn on the turbines...whoosh!: reference to a jet airplane starting up, also used to describe a good start to a Pandemonium show. Ex: "We just stepped out there, turned on the turbines and whoosh! They were just blown away!"
disheveled: disorderly, disarranged. Referenced in newspaper reports about comedian Chris Farley's last few days: "He obviously had been drinking, just a mess, disheveled."
boofed: ripped off, screwed, raped. Alternate: poked.
s***mitts: A guy who takes a puppa but doesn't wash his hands afterwards.
sloth box: A mail box in a town whose service is extremely slow (i.e. more than a week to mail a 20 cent postcard to someone within the same town!)