The World According to Ray:
"A young man knows the rules, an old man knows the exceptions."
"Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel...it leaves a dull impression on her mind."
"It's very hard to defeat an opponent who's not afraid to die."
"I'm only afraid of two things: women and lightning. Both are unpredictable."
"If I could have known I would live this long, I would have taken better care of myself."
"It's not the years, it's the mileage."
"In my life, I've spent most of my money on sex, drugs and rock and roll...the rest I just wasted."
"I'm trying to see the world from your point of view...but I can't get my head that far up my butt."
"I won't be wronged, insulted or laid a hand on. I don't do it to others, I require the same of them" - John Wayne, The Shootist
"If you grab a tiger by the tail...you're gonna get scratched."
"Regret is for the idiots and fools. My only regrets are the adventures I missed."
"If brains were money, most people in this world would be broke."
"I definitely believe in UFO's...'cause I've seen life on this planet."
"Live fast, die young, but leave a beautiful corpse."
"Peace be with you, 'cause it's surely not with me."
"Sex, chinese acrobats or show business...no one stays on top forever!" - George Burns